Thank all y’all for your patience as I get back up to speed after my operation, which went swimmingly. I thought y’all would appreciate knowing what I’m like going under anesthesia, because the staff in the operating room sure did.
The anesthesiology nurse told me that while I was being put under, I tried to manage my environment unlike anyone else.
It seems I said, “It’s too bright in here. The light’s not right. I won’t look pretty.”
There you have it. All my upbringing distilled into one foggy demand for more flattering lighting.